Hi, I'm Kay

Not really, but we'll have more on that later.

I'm single, I'm 50. I have hot flashes and a cat. I'm a walking, talking cliche.

I don't live with my cat because I love cats. I live with my cat because I can't have a dog. I've thought often of getting fish, not because I like fish, but because I think it would give my cat something to do while I'm at work. My cat's name is Zoey and frankly, she's a bitch.

I work. I love my job and I think I'm good at it. I wear a badge and all day long I tell men where to go. It's one of the perks of the job. The other day a guy told me I was single because I'm mean, I told him that he was probably right & then I walked him out the door and sent him on his way.

I am single because I can't find a man that deserves to be in my life, not in that put your toothbrush in my awesome "Starry Starry Night" toothbrush holder cup kind of way. I have men in my life, great men, just none that are mine. Some are relatives, some belong to other women, some belong to other men, none of them belong to me.

I plan on using this wonderful forum to record my thoughts. I'm hoping some people might find them interesting or at least amusing. We'll see.

This is Kay, over and out.