Monday, December 7, 2009

In The News for Monday 12/7/09

All I can say is Oh My Lord.

There is a guy who injected his wife with his blood because he's HIV positive and she refused to have sex with him. He thought if she was infected she'd change her mind. I don't know about you but if some guy is injecting me with his infected blood while I sleep I don't think I'm going to be inclined to get cozy with him at any point in time. Another guy got arrested for shoving a hamburger in his girlfriend's face, in his defense (and if you know me at all you would know I don't defend these actions often) she had poured her soft drink on said hamburger. If you're going to be abusive expect the worst. Fox news has an awesome slide show on gorgeous celebrity women who have been cheated on. I have to say I felt better after reading it. The Denver Broncos barrell man died. To be honest I had no idea who he was until I read this piece, but when I read that he sold a barrell full of signatures of players from Superbowl XXXII to Black Hawk casino for $30,000 and donated the money to a Battered Women's Shelter I was immediately sad that he was gone. Another young man is dead after parachuting off a cell phone tower in AZ into high voltage wires...which part of "High Voltage" do you think made him think parachuting into them would be a good idea? Or, how about the guy that lost $127 MILLION to a Las Vegas casino and says that they plied him with alcohol and pain medication to keep him gambling. Now there's a "Duh" moment if I've ever heard one. Send him my way, I'll give him alcohol and any pills I can find if he'll just accompany me to the Mall.

So there is the news from my window. Have a great Monday

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